Tag: Hilarious

Wanda Sykes on Football

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– I HATE TO EVEN BRING THIS UP, BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH HUGE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS FANS. – [groans] – AND THEY ARE NOT DOING SO WELL LATELY. – NO, NO. THAT WAS BRUTAL. – THAT WAS A HARD…

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How I Funded a Football Field (A Funny High School Story)

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want to tell you a little story about money from when I was a little kid and by a little kid I mean when I was a junior in high school that’s a short joke you following along…

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The Fairly OddParents – Crime Wave / Odd Ball – Ep. 37

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♪ TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID ♪ THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ♪ MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ♪ ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS>>BED, TWERP! ♪ THE DOOM AND GLOOM ♪ UP IN HIS ROOM ♪ IS BROKEN INSTANTLY ♪…

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Sofia Vergara’s Favorite Football Teams

Sofia Vergara’s Favorite Football Teams

– LET’S REMIND EVERYBODY– YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM. WHAT ARE THEY CALLED? – IT’S– I HAVE A PROBLEM. – WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? – IT’S THE NEW YORK “YIANTS,” BUT– – WHAT? WHAT? [laughter] – BUT– – WHAT…

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Science Presentation – SNL

Science Presentation – SNL

>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL. >>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL. I’M AT ALABAMA…

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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN…

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Football Party – SNL

Football Party – SNL

>>>OH, DAMN, THAT WAS HOLDING. >>YEAH, CALL IT BACK.>>HELL, KNOW. THAT’S A TOUCHDOWN, BABY. GO FOR TWO! >>ALL RIGHT, NOW WE GOT A GAME ON OUR HANDS. >>YEAH. HEY, WANT SOME BEERS? >>YEAH, I’D DO ONE.>>HEY! MAMA!>>DOES YOUR…

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If Professional Football Were Honest – Honest Ads (NFL, Cheerleaders, Concussions)

If Professional Football Were Honest – Honest Ads (NFL, Cheerleaders, Concussions)

(beeping) – Hi, I’m Roger, and I’m here to tell you about the National Pointsball League. It’s a company I made that stages live boy games. It’s also a giant public slaughterhouse fueled by human lives. Pointsball is…

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The Best Rap Label | Great Taste

The Best Rap Label | Great Taste

– Bad Boy’s still here and y’all ain’t doing nothing. – We got French Montana. – Man, French Montana is trash. As a rapper? Drop some French Montana bars right now. (overlapping chatter) Not a chorus. – Not…

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