Tag: late night

Manchester United vs. James Corden & 100 Kids

Manchester United vs. James Corden & 100 Kids
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Mark Wahlberg Has Heard Worse Than Your Bad Boston Accent

Mark Wahlberg Has Heard Worse Than Your Bad Boston Accent

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW MY FIRST GUEST FROM “THE DEPARTED,” “TED,” AND THE “TRANSFORMER” MOVIES. HIS LATEST IS “MILE 22.” PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO “THE LATE SHOW,” MARK WAHLBERG! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪…

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Mean Tweets – Hip Hop Edition

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I don’t think anyone deserves to be kicked in the ballsack in any circumstances. I think that you should take these violent thoughts and place your energy somewhere a little more productive. Well, everybody’s entitled to their own…

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James Joins Mark Wahlberg’s 4am Workout Club

James Joins Mark Wahlberg’s 4am Workout Club

IT’S 2:00 IN THE MORNING, I JUST WOKE UP, AND I’M GOING TO WORK OUT WITH MARK WAHLBERG. IT IS 10 TO 3:00 IN THE MORNING, ACCORDING TO MARK WAHLBERG’S INSTAGRAM SCHEDULE. HE’S PRAYING RIGHT NOW. AND SO…

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Science Presentation – SNL

Science Presentation – SNL

>>OUR APPLIED SCIENCES 101 A PRONLS CONTINUE WITH TWO MORE STUDENTS THAT ARE PRESENT THEIR FINDINGS AND FIELD QUESTIONS FROM OUR PANEL. >>PROFESSOR, BEFORE WE BEGIN, CAN I SAY SOMETHING? ALL RIGHT. LET’S BE REAL. I’M AT ALABAMA…

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Charles Melton’s Path from Football Star to Hollywood

Charles Melton’s Path from Football Star to Hollywood

>>James: CHARLES, I WAS READING ABOUT YOU TODAY. BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU WERE A FOOTBALL STAR, AND YOU WERE CALLED “THE KAMIKAZE” WHY? WHY IS THIS?>>BECAUSE I WOULD RUN DOWN ON KICKOFF AND WITH RELENTLESS PASSION AND…

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Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

Stephen Helps President Obama Polish His Résumé

>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHERE THAT CHALKBOARD WOULD NOT BE BLURRED? ON MY LIVE ELECTION NIGHT SPECIAL ON SHOWTIME, 11:00 P.M. ON THE EAST COAST, 8:00 P.M. IN THE WEST. ON THIS SHOW “TIME” SPECIAL — I WILL NOT…

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Jodie Foster Skipped Her Fantasy Football League This Year

Jodie Foster Skipped Her Fantasy Football League This Year

>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HAPPY FRIDAY. I’M HAPPY TO SAY, MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS A TWO-TIME ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND DIRECTOR WHO HAS BEEN CAPTIVATING AUDIENCES FOR OVER FIVE DECADES. PLEASE WELCOME JODIE FOSTER….

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Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Kim Kardashian

ALLDEMOHT. LET’S TAKE A LOOKDEMOTHE FOOD THAT WEDEMOE. THESE ARE THEDEMOICACIES LATE DEMOFOR US. WE HAVE COWDEMOGUE.>>AND IT’S LIDEMOOLDY.>>James: WE’VE GDEMOIRD SDEMOA. WE HAVE SDEMOB BEETLE. HERRDEMOROLLMOP.>>I DON’T EVEN KNDEMOHAT THAT DEM>>DEMOes: A SCORPION. A BUDEMONIS. A SARDEMO…

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The Top 5 Billy Joel Songs, Ranked By Billy Joel

The Top 5 Billy Joel Songs, Ranked By Billy Joel

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WE’RE BACK WITH BILLY JOEL. YOU HAVE NOT PUT OUT A POP ALBUM SINCE 1993.>>CORRECT.>>Stephen: BILLY JOEL, YOU WERE REALLY GOOD AT WRITING SONGS. WHY NOT GIVE US MORE BILLY JOEL SONGS? BECAUSE YOU’RE SELLING…

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